## 🏡 Attention Renters! 🏡 **Are you tired of living in a shoebox?** Do you dream of a **sprawling mansion** where you can dance naked in the moonlight without fear of judgment (or arrest)? **Well, your dreams are about to come true!** **Introducing the TOWN HOUSE of your dreams!** **Boasting a whopping 780 square meters of living space,** this bad boy has more room than a Kardashian’s walk-in closet. **With more bedrooms and bathrooms than you can shake a stick at,** you’ll never have to fight over the shower again (unless you’re into that kind of thing). **And for the low, low price of only 185,000 THB per month,** you can live like the king or queen you were always meant to be. **But wait, there’s more!** **This beauty comes fully equipped with:** * A swimming pool so big you could lose a small child in it (don’t worry, we’ll find them) * A jacuzzi so bubbly you’ll forget your own name * A rooftop terrace with views that will make your eyeballs pop * A chef’s kitchen that would make Gordon Ramsay jealous * A home theater that’s better than the cinema (and way cheaper) * And so much more! **Seriously, this house has it all!** **The only thing missing is you!** **So what are you waiting for?** **Contact CT Property Management today and schedule a viewing!** **But hurry, this place is hotter than a chili pepper in a sauna!** **Tel: 0918861581** **Line: @ctrealestate / https://lin.ee/L0O8cph** **WhatsApp: +66918861581** **WeChat: waowee** **P.S. We’re not responsible for any spontaneous dance parties or impromptu skinny dipping that may occur on the property.** **#townhouse #luxuryliving #ballerstatus #getinmybelly #yolo**